Friday 24 February 2017

The Marsupials: The Howling III


Utter fucking abombination. Can't remember the last time I shouted 'JUST FUCKING END' at the screen, it was the pan pipes that did it.

4 comments:

  1. The world's first, last, and only marsupial lycanthrope makes it in Hollywood romance epic.

    Had me crying tears of astonishment for only the second time during the festival, so goes down as 'King' in my book!

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  2. There are bad movies where talented film makers are screwed by money/time/freedom. Bad movies where poor film makers ruin good material. Films so bad they are funny. Movies that are just straight up bad. This is one of the latter. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

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  3. Well you can't say they weren't trying something different! You also can't deny this is awful. Not even Dame Edna could save it

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  4. It's quite a feat to make a film worse than Howling II but Philippe Mora and co manage to pull it off. Possibly the lamest werewolf movie ever made. Nothing that happens makes sense, the acting and editing are excruciating. It tries to find an ending about half a dozen times in the space of the final quarter of an hour, each attempt worse than the last.

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