A far more enjoyable flipside to Wreck-It Ralph, where video gaming isn't about being yourself, it's about getting a high score.
Tuesday, 19 February 2013
Hammer use an outrageous amount of cleavage in the slim hope that the viewer will be so distracted they'll think that the piss-poor, second-rate Cushing/Lee imitations are the real thing as they woodenly trample through a nonsensical reading of Le Fanu's source material.
Monday, 18 February 2013
Remember when you thought that Die Hard 2 was the worst Die Hard movie? Well that's all in the past because now it's this apalling fuck up, a film that most closely resembles a turd with a little flag saying "Yippee-ki-yay" stuck clumsily in the top.
During the climactic 'action' sequence Bruce Willis finds himself in a truck dangling limply out the back of a helicopter, as the helicopter span I realised it reminded me of the deer with a stillborn fawn hanging from its rear end in Antichrist. That was the best bit.
Thursday, 14 February 2013
Saturday, 9 February 2013
Was very much looking forward to a movie based on video gaming, fuelled by its rich history and constant reinvention.
Was very much disappointed by the bland bollocks i got served about 'being who you are' and 'finding your place' that mostly takes place in a shitty Mario-Kart rip off, with 20 mins of half-assed video game references slapped on the beginning so they can populate the poster.