Sunday, 27 April 2014

Dead Babies

A valiant effort at capturing Amis' drug fuelled carnage that unfortunately falls short, landing squarely in 'late nineties breakbeat music video made by sixth form students' territory.

Monday, 21 April 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [3D]

A longer, clumsier version of the trailer.

Sunday, 20 April 2014

The House With Laughing Windows [La casa dalle finestre che ridono]

An Italian James McAvoy travels to a remote village whereupon he becomes embroiled in a mystery. Unfortunately the film neglects to clearly outline what that mystery is, rendering what I'm sure is supposed to be a mind-blowing conclusion into nothing more than an uncomfortable plot fart.

Thursday, 17 April 2014


Mild-mannered navel gazing.

Monday, 14 April 2014

Noah [3D]

A very familiar tale revisioned as a sci-fi paean to vegetarianism.

Monday, 7 April 2014

Captain America: The Winter Soldier [3D]

Had enough intrigue and plot to distract from the usual CGI cartoon nonsense, though not enough to prevent the eyes rolling as yet another superhero movie climaxes with big things falling out of the sky.

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Schramm: Into The Mind Of A Serial Killer


A confused nest of serial killer flashbacks that sets out to be a hideous, scabrous attack on the senses and succeeds with an unsettling, gleeful vigour.


Tuesday, 1 April 2014

The Raid 2: Berandal

Every time the fists started flying, my mouth started grinning. This happened a lot. Awesome film.