Tuesday, 30 January 2018

The Shape Of Water

Masturbating cleaner steals sentient fish and fucks it.

Sunday, 21 January 2018

The Post

Manages a double whammy of hot topics with a story of how a woman stood firm in a heavily male dominated arena in order to insist the importance of a free press at times of insane governance. Important albeit dull.

Thursday, 18 January 2018

The Conversation

Coppola at the apex of his powers is near enough cinematic perfection, demonstrated effortlessly here.

Friday, 5 January 2018


A solemn revisionist western about stern faced American soldiers coming to terms with the fact that they've been complete dicks toward a lot American natives.

Wednesday, 3 January 2018

Star Wars: The Last Jedi [2D]

Second time around and much less impatient to find out what somebody from my earliest memories was getting up to, I found that the dumb stuff didn't stick out as much and the ace stuff was even better.

Tuesday, 2 January 2018

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

A most unconventional story, the finest of performances and the darkest of comedy makes for a truly excellent start to the year.