Wednesday, 26 September 2018

A Simple Favor

A mystery that undermines its own sense of mystery at every opportunity.

Monday, 24 September 2018

Sunday, 23 September 2018

Short Night Of Glass Dolls [La corta notte delle bambole di vetro/Short Night Of The Butterflies/Paralyzed]

Throughout my extensive reading on Giallo movies this one comes up time and time again whenever anybody discusses 'what is a Giallo?', with as many people arguing for its inclusion in the sub-genre as there are those that insist it should not.
For what it's worth, I don't think it's a Giallo movie. I do think it's piss dull.

Sunday, 16 September 2018

The Predator

In which Shane Black explores whether his unique, idiosyncratic film-making style is compatible with the Predator universe. The answer, shown quite early on in proceedings, is a clear no and yet he insists on continuing to squirt out this total fucking disaster regardless.

Sunday, 9 September 2018

SS Experiment Love Camp [Lager SSadis Kastrat Kommandantur]

In a concentration camp where nazis are impregnating female prisoners to carry their superior gene, a comander abuses his position to get a testicle transplant on the sly because his old ones got bitten off. So basically a film about somebody sponging off their job, we've all done it at some point I suppose.

Saturday, 1 September 2018

The Babysitter

A brash, tawdry, excess riddled blast of noise told from the point of view of a child, directed by someone with a brash, tawdry, excess riddled visual style and the mind of a child.