Monday, 29 June 2009

You Don't Mess With The Zohan

So this is what it would feel like were someone to scoop my eyes from my head, consume them greedily and then force me to lay supine beneath their squatting form as they shit my eyes back into my skull.

Sunday, 28 June 2009

Role Models

Made me laugh more than expected, but somehow that still didn't seem to be enough.

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

I'm A Cyborg, But That's OK [Saibogujiman kwenchana]

Meticulously shot anti-film that struggles to rise above being 'slightly charming'.

Monday, 22 June 2009


As close to cinematic perfection as can be.

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

Michael Bay plays his 'Bad Boys 2' trick. This trick is where you take a film that was shit with a few good bits, and then remake it a lot better and call it a sequel.
The first Transformers was very shit with a few good bits.
This new one is FUCKING AWESOME. (with a few shit bits).

Monday, 8 June 2009

You The Living [Du levande]

Enchanting collage of moments that is one part comedy and one part condemnation of mankind.

Terminator Salvation

Some impressive camera shots, some impressive explosions and some impressive ideas all conspire to form a film that manages to fall just short of impressive.

Friday, 5 June 2009

Gonzo: The Life And Work Of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Extended visual obituary for a brilliant burnout.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

I may as well have spent the evening peering intently up a septuagenarian's asshole.

Monday, 1 June 2009

Drag Me To Hell

Just when the jaded cynic had begun to believe that there could never be another truly great horror movie, along comes this jaw droppingly good blast of cinema to prove him wrong.
A truly great horror movie.