Monday 4 March 2024

Robin Redbreast


The last film in the All The Haunts Be Ours boxset is a gem. Broadcast on TV in 1970, the mind boggles at how the average TV viewer would have reacted to the casual swerve in to ritual sacrifice at the end, I thought it was brilliant. 

Sunday 3 March 2024

Penda's Fen


More interested in dismantling British identity than exploring its pagan imagery.

Dune: Part Two


Quite the most incredible middle third of a movie I've ever seen. Part three now please.

Sunday 18 February 2024

The Nurse [The Sensuous Nurse]


Reminded me of Knives Out but only with all the whodunnit aspect removed and replaced by nakedness instead.

Friday 16 February 2024

Mad Foxes


Words simply cannot describe this. Well, I lie, they can. But just one word, and that word is King.

Five Loose Women [Fugitive Girls]


All trashy good fun, but given the week's activities this stood in Policewomen's shade considerably.

Divinity


Wedged firmly in its own asshole.

Leviathan


A deep sea rip off of Alien that's gotten itself all confused and keeps on thinking it's a deep sea rip off of The Thing.

Thursday 15 February 2024

Dagon


Boils Lovecraft down to the basics of a soggy atmosphere, a lot of screaming and a whole bunch of surprise tentacles. I enjoyed it, but I'm glad it wasn't longer.

The Last Of Sheila


Needlessly complicated and whilst it was enjoyable watching all the carefully constructed mystery unravel, you were left with a much bigger mystery as to what the point of it all was.

Bait


Slow and intense. Didn't do a lot, but stayed with me nonetheless.

Night Of The Lepus


Tedious to a fault and massively stupid with its repeated shots of rabbits snuffling their way through a model village. Despite this the cast take it all incredibly seriously, just like they take the idea of Janet Leigh as a young mother seriously when she clearly looks about 124.

Wednesday 14 February 2024

Invasion U.S.A.


Honestly can't get over just how blithely this guy rips off Jason Statham in this movie, it is beat for beat exactly the same shit, such arrogance! Unbelievable.

Aguirre, The Wrath Of God


A superb descent into megalomaniacal madness with Klaus Kinski trying to wildly stare down Mother Nature herself.

Message From Space


Silly nonsense that passes the time about a civilisation collecting warriors found by following eight seeds flung out across the infinite vastness of space, which for some reason all land on the same planet and are found by incorrigible wankers that you have to put up with for the rest of the movie.