Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Death Walks At Midnight [La morte accarezza a mezzanotte/Cry Out In Terror]

A fashion model agrees to be photographed whilst on industrial strength hallucinogens and then by unfortunate coincidence witnesses a brutal murder. Everybody (photographer, boyfriend, police, fucking everybody) then tries to convince the model that she actually witnessed an identical brutal murder that took place six months earlier, because that's a lot more rational, and when she tries to explain that she did actually witness a different, new brutal murder nobody believes her because she was on drugs.

Saturday, 21 May 2016

X-Men: Apocalypse [IMAX 3D]

A bunch of mutants get into a fuss over who's best at controlling clouds of CGI particles. For most of the movie it looks like a smirking green man is the best until, spoiler alert, it turns out he's not.

Monday, 2 May 2016

Batman Begins

The way that five movies worth of plot are efficiently wound round themselves to fit in the space of one movie is astounding, particularly in light of more recent Bat efforts. Bale's raspy voice, however, is not.
The teenager kept asking when Ben Affleck was going to appear, she was disappointed with Bale because, and I quote, 'His head looks like a funny potato'.