Friday, 30 September 2016

The Girl With All The Gifts

Successful adaptation of a book that somehow manages to infuse a sense of awe and wonder into a fairly regular zombie outbreak.

Blair Witch

One day I'm going to write a book about Found Footage horror movies, I'll devote the first chapter to the genius that is the game changing, shit yourself terror of The Blair Witch Project and the final chapter will detail the myriad faults of this disappointing pile of piss. For now this paragraph will have to do.

Don't Breathe

Awful misjudged bollocks that gives the impression the director has never made a movie before which, given his previous film was the Evil Dead remake, is technically true.

Sausage Party

For fans of persistent swearing and extremely literal humour. HA HA HA THE DOUCHE IS A DOUCHE HA HA HA NO WAIT HE'S A FUCKING DOUCHE HA HA HA etc.

Mechanic: Resurrection

So. Much. Stupid.
In fact, too much for one film to comfortably contain.