Sunday, 21 August 2016

The Sand

A film about a creature that sits under the titular sand waiting for people to step on it and get devoured in clumsy sprays of bad CGI. Until the end that is when the creature suddenly develops ten foot tentacles capable of plucking people off high surfaces, of course had this ability been revealed in the beginning then the film would have barely lasted five minutes and clearly nobody involved in making this shit was willing to do me that favour.

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