Sunday, 28 August 2016

Blood Feast [2016 Remake]

(Frightfest Day 3)
It's not out of the ordinary to expect a remake to be inferior to the original but when the original is Herschell Gordon Lewis' Blood Feast then it's going to take considerable effort to muster something worse. So congratulations to all involved in this disaster for their truly exceptional effort.


  1. What a terrible idea. The point of Blood Feast isn't the plot - it's the trip to the butchers before the cameras roll

    1. Managed the worst dialogue of the weekend, my favourite exchange being "You have beautiful eyes" followed by the deadpan response "Would you like to see them with come on my face?"

    2. That's some confusing dirty talk