Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Jason Bourne

A solid 50 % of the movie consists of Matt Damon hurriedly walking somewhere, 20% is Matt Damon talking to someone whilst they both hurriedly walk somewhere, 10% is people looking at each other nervously whilst they watch computer screens showing fucking Matt Damon hurriedly walking somewhere. The remaining time is taken up with the usual fighting and chasing reduced to incomprehensible blurring and an incongruous 5 minutes where Matt Damon stands still and looks at a computer.

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