Friday, 26 August 2011

The Theatre Bizarre

(Frightfest Day 1)
6 stories, and roughly 3 too long.
1. A man searches for Lovecraft's Necronomicon but ends up having sex with a giant toad that has four breasts.
2. A man reacts extremely calmly to his wife's confession of massive sexual indiscretion (except he doesn't).
3. A man repeatedly dreams of getting his dick cut off. Features the dialogue "Lovecraftian vagina".
4. A man crashes into a moose prompting a childs first musings on mortality.
5. No men.
6. A man gets upset that he's being dumped so his lady friend eats his heart.

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