A muddled attempt at being arty that just about works as a video gallery of film photography but fails as a film.
Friday, 22 November 2013
Tuesday, 19 November 2013
Sunday, 17 November 2013
A mesmerisingly weird animation about how if we continue to domesticise wild animals they'll find where we go in our dreams and destroy us. That or it's about how everybody should live together in harmonious peace. Or it's about drugs. Probably all three.
Saturday, 16 November 2013
A young girl has an adventure in a kingdom of cats, a place which has a lot more forced marriage and on-the-spot execution than I was expecting.
When asked why she liked this one, Charlotte responded with "because it has subtitles", which made me feel parentally proud until I realised that there's every chance she's got subtitles confused with cats.
Sunday, 10 November 2013
Saturday, 9 November 2013
Monday, 4 November 2013
SCENE: A gaggle of idiots sit around a big shiny table.
IDIOT 1: We're thinking of doing a new Marvel movie but need to come up with some representation of purely destructive evil.
IDIOT 2: How about a big CGI cloud of flashing lights that swirls around a lot?
IDIOT 3: Yeah, and then we can get the actors to grimace whilst arching their back and the computer guys will make it look like it's flowing INTO THEIR FACE.
IDIOT 1: This is reason alone to make this movie.
Everybody continues to discuss ways of hurling distressing quantities of money at pointless cinema-suffocating tosh. Fade to black.