Thor: The Dark World

 

SCENE: A gaggle of idiots sit around a big shiny table.

 

IDIOT 1: We're thinking of doing a new Marvel movie but need to come up with some representation of purely destructive evil.

 

IDIOT 2: How about a big CGI cloud of flashing lights that swirls around a lot?

 

IDIOT 3: Yeah, and then we can get the actors to grimace whilst arching their back and the computer guys will make it look like it's flowing INTO THEIR FACE.

 

IDIOT 1: This is reason alone to make this movie.

 

Everybody continues to discuss ways of hurling distressing quantities of money at pointless cinema-suffocating tosh. Fade to black.