Monday, 4 November 2013

Thor: The Dark World

SCENE: A gaggle of idiots sit around a big shiny table.
IDIOT 1: We're thinking of doing a new Marvel movie but need to come up with some representation of purely destructive evil.
IDIOT 2: How about a big CGI cloud of flashing lights that swirls around a lot?
IDIOT 3: Yeah, and then we can get the actors to grimace whilst arching their back and the computer guys will make it look like it's flowing INTO THEIR FACE.
IDIOT 1: This is reason alone to make this movie.
Everybody continues to discuss ways of hurling distressing quantities of money at pointless cinema-suffocating tosh. Fade to black.

1 comment:

  1. A competent Marvel movie with lots to enjoy that left me nonplussed.