Like being sat in the pub next to a group of people who are obviously good friends, way too loud and having a great time in each other's company.
Saturday, 29 June 2013
Monday, 24 June 2013
Attempts to tell a tale of zombie apocalypse on a global scale. Accordingly the trappings of zombie cinema; FX work, carnage and peril are all impressively amplified to suit. Unfortunately the cliche, idiocy and lazy plotting often found in zombie cinema is also amplified, which is less impressive.
Sunday, 23 June 2013
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
Monday, 17 June 2013
Saturday, 15 June 2013
A surprisingly good stab at depicting the terrible atrocity described in Ketchum's novel that falls short of the sense-blasting hideousness it could've been thanks to the usual cheap film triumvirate of crap acting, shit cinematography and utterly bollocks directing.
Thursday, 13 June 2013
Monday, 10 June 2013
Sunday, 2 June 2013
A hymn to bestiality that starts off refined, elegant and gentle but culminates in some poor lady slurping messily on a giant wolf's spunk cannon.
Apologies, I probably should have put a spoiler warning in there, or at the very least a warning that I was going to use the words 'spunk cannon'.