A whiny goth discovers he is related to a clan of subterranean dwellers who look like an unfortunate collision of plasticine and spunk so he eats a couple of children and fucks his hermaphrodite twin sister.
A strong parable about why you shouldn't be a whiny fucking goth.
Worst of Joefest. Interminably dull and cheap. Except for the bit where he eats a fetus pickled a century ago. Then has sex with his wife.
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