Wednesday 20 October 2010

Splinter


Total atrocity about a bizarre unexplained spiky mould that menaces a bunch of people whose only defence is a combination of mind numbing stupidity and horrendous, turgid dialogue ("It's ok, we're cutting your arm off" is one of the best).
There was almost a glimmer of something worthwhile when the threat takes on a larger creature form, but eventually I realised I couldn't tell whether people were screaming because they were being attacked by the monster or by the incredibly enthusiastic editing.

1 comment:

  1. Damn. Not the origin story of a rat getting trained up in kung fu. With Pei Wei played by, oh I don't know, a dolphin.

    Opportunity missed.

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