The only thing authenticly recreated from the original movie is the sense of lavish preposterousness in this adventure about a time when Gods ruled all the CGI, and men only had powers of toe-curlingly bad acting.
The men don't like this imbalance one bit so they send Avatar off on an adventure with a person who looks like The Rock with a terminal illness. On their way they kill a giant CGI Medusa with a bit of help from The Predator and then Avatar goes on to play Quidditch in an exploding city whilst being chased by the Rancor Monster.
Silly.
Very dull, yet somehow not as awful as I feared. The 3D is a nonentity so if you still feel compelled to watch it don't waste the extra money.
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