Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Captivity


Answers the thorny question "If I had unlimited money, power and resources how could I have sex with Elisha Cuthbert?", although I'm fairly certain that there must be an easier solution than this.

2 comments:

  1. Does it involve carbon freezing?

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  2. I wouldn't have sex with her until I made sure she'd washed of all that dirt and sand. Ouch.

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