I don’t know if you can tell from the poster but this wasn’t actually made as a Tales From The Crypt movie, it was decided to brand it so after it had been made presumably because somebody thought the best way to revive Tales From The Crypt was to slap its name on a bunch of bollocks.
"An entertaining ride" - wow, as a pull quote that's not far from "s'alright I suppose..."
ReplyDeleteBut the best bit is that it's not a pull quote at all. So this is (presumably) the distributors themselves struggling to raise any enthusiasm for their own film.
And it’s a lie
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