Sunday, 20 November 2016

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them [3D]

JKR: I've got this lovely tale about a wizard who loses some monsters in New York and has to round them up again.

WB: That's nice, it needs more story.

JKR: No, I don't think it does. It will focus on the awe and wonder of these mystical creatures with a bit of glib characterisation from a few sidekicks along the way.

WB: We have amazing cast lined up for the inconsequential roles that more story will generate. Big names.

JKR: More cast would just get in the way surely, and an extra story would be an unecessary distraction from the funny tale about the wizard and his exotic menagerie.

WB: (slams fist in to table) WE WANT SEVEN MOVIES OUT OF THIS DAMN IT!

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