Friday, 29 July 2016


The teenager's choice. Paper thin nonsense peppered with special effects so fake that they're surely only there to make Taylor Lautner's acting appear realistic by contrast. Part way through the teenager turned to me and said 'just because I chose it doesn't mean it's good' which made me realise a dark truth that just as i'm on the verge of finally shaking the curse of talking animals, I can instead now look forward to years of piss poor films populated with random muscled up young men.

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