Tuesday, 19 March 2024

The Ape Is Dead, Long Live The Ape

Fifteen years, 2500 films. Time to call it a day.

The blog that is, I'll continue to find inventive ways of insulting shit movies over here https://boxd.it/9avPV

I'm not transferring 2500 reviews over there though, this will stay as long as blogger stays up I imagine, allowing you to read what terrible trash Charlotte was making me watch in 2012 as often as you want.

Thanks for the reads.

Monday, 4 March 2024

Robin Redbreast


The last film in the All The Haunts Be Ours boxset is a gem. Broadcast on TV in 1970, the mind boggles at how the average TV viewer would have reacted to the casual swerve in to ritual sacrifice at the end, I thought it was brilliant. 

Sunday, 3 March 2024

Penda's Fen


More interested in dismantling British identity than exploring its pagan imagery.

Dune: Part Two


Quite the most incredible middle third of a movie I've ever seen. Part three now please.