Wake In Fright

A teacher has the shittest six week summer holiday possible, which isn’t something I particularly want to see right now. And the massive amount of kangaroo death made me queasy. So no, not for me.

High Desert Kill

Distinctly made for TV, but that doesn’t stop this from being an incredibly neat oddity that starts like a hunting trip gone wrong movie before swerving into an everybody losing their mind movie and then screeching to a halt in the middle of a humans struggling to comprehend an unfathomable alien intelligence movie.

King.

Revenge Of The Ninja

The second in Cannon’s Ninja trilogy is appalling, far worse than the already shoddy as fuck Enter The Ninja. But then it also features a 6 year old ninja scrapping with grown ups and winning, a whole bunch of outrageous gory deaths and an impressive attempt to kill a lady by chaining her in to a hot tub and then turning it up to maximum bubbles. So definitely worth a watch.

We’re The Millers

Look, I’m not going to lie, I watched it because Jennifer Aniston plays a stripper. Was Jennifer Aniston good as a stripper? Yes. Was it a good movie? No. Am I proud of myself? Not in the slightest.

Thor: Love And Thunder

Christian Bale delivers one of Marvel’s finest villains, spitting pure anger at everything. I couldn’t decide if he was most angry at having to endure Guns ‘n’ Roses greatest hits, being stuck in a film that exasperatingly insists on taking the piss out of itself or realising that Thor’s fourth outing should have been called Thour.