The Shape Of Water

Masturbating cleaner steals sentient fish and fucks it.

The Post

Manages a double whammy of hot topics with a story of how a woman stood firm in a heavily male dominated arena in order to insist the importance of a free press at times of insane governance. Important albeit dull.

The Conversation

Coppola at the apex of his powers is near enough cinematic perfection, demonstrated effortlessly here.

Hostiles

A solemn revisionist western about stern faced American soldiers coming to terms with the fact that they've been complete dicks toward a lot American natives.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi [2D]

Second time around and much less impatient to find out what somebody from my earliest memories was getting up to, I found that the dumb stuff didn't stick out as much and the ace stuff was even better.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

A most unconventional story, the finest of performances and the darkest of comedy makes for a truly excellent start to the year.