Tokyo Tribe

 

Live-action manga hip-hop musical from a man who is snapping at Miike's heels for blistering levels of gleeful insanity.

Uncle Tony, Three Fools And The Secret Service

 

Documentary focussing on the unfairness generated by being in the grip of a communist regime that takes great care to never be a political film regardless of the fact that this is where the more interesting story lies.

 

The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water [3D]

 

A seventy minute Spongebob episode followed by an extended version of the film's trailer.

The Pianist

 

A blunt, matter-of-fact portrayal of the mindless insanity exhibited by Nazi atrocity in occupied Warsaw.

 

Citadel

 

Plausibly suggests that supernatural terrors are a manifestation of very real fears, up until the point a priest farts out a clunky bit of exposition that plunges everything down into unfathomable levels of catatonic idiocy.

 

ABCs Of Death 2

 

The films are less concerned with the act of death and more with the concept this time around. No real stinkers, a lot more stuck at 'quite interesting' and only a handful of real standouts - namely A, B, F, G, V and Z. Particularly Z.

 

Only Lovers Left Alive

 

A doomed heroin romance cloaked in vampirism that forced me into a hypnagogic state. Which is a nice way of saying I kept dozing off.

[REC] 4: Apocalypse [[REC] 4: Apocalipsis]

 

A tepid end to the franchise that abandons all the inventive flair built up by previous sequels opting instead for a below average zombie-infection-on-a-boat story with precisely none of the apocalypse promised by the title.

Tusk

Smith continues to flourish in Horror with a wickedly funny piece of absurd nastiness. Probably could've done without Johnny Depp desperately mugging his way through the 'clown with facial tics' routine though, I think it may be time to put all that to rest now and try proper acting.

Misinformation

 

A series of half remembered public information films rendered alien and unsettling by an incessant soundtrack of heavy synth doom.