The Artist

If you've never seen a silent, black & white movie then this is probably quite mind blowing. As it is I found it to be quite soporific.

Constantine

Keanu Reeves does 'grumpy' much better than 'bewildered'.
Plenty of cool demon shit too.

Yes Man

I'm sure there are worse films I could have sat through, stony faced with a bus load of bored kids.
I'm also sure there are much better ones too.

Haywire

Curiously unexciting action nonsense.

Aladdin

Disney, realising how much the comedy sidekick contributes to a film's success, create a story where almost the entire cast is a comedy sidekick.
Charlotte said her favourite character was "The monkey. Or the flying carpet. Or the genie. Actually the parrot was pretty funny too. And I like the tiger."
A Disney high point then.

2001 Maniacs

Tits and funny gore with enough likeable moments to make it worthwhile. My favourite of these was a pair of hicks singing "The boy wants his bitch" bluegrass style to a distraught gentleman who is yet to discover that his bitch has been crushed to lumpy soup under a bell.

Snowtown

When the character's 'what happened next' blurbs appeared at the end, I didn't recognise most of their names and had no idea who they were despite having watched them for 90 minutes. It also came as quite a surprise when it revealed the full extent of what had been going on and I thought "Somebody should make a film out of that".

Shame

Closer to Bret Easton Ellis than any film adaptations of his own work ever managed.

Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

No he doesn't.
There's barely 10 minutes of Manhattan footage in this, a film so gobsmackingly shit that it constantly threatens to slide round the back of the spectrum into totally amazing.
But c'mon, check the date!

Alice [Neco z Alenky]

In which the titular Alice potters about a Wonderland revisioned as a series of drab rooms populated with an abundance of Jan Svankmajer's trademark freaked out, stop motion detritus.

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

Ludicrous fluff with the occasional spectacle shoehorned in via clunky dialogue.