Tormented

A group of characters are clearly dilineated as utter cunts and are then killed in ways that make you smile.

Great fun, all hail the cinema of laughing cunt death.

The Colour Of Magic

An adaptation of two books that rely on being funny and creating spectacle to succeed, made by a director who appears to have absolutely no sense of how to create spectacle or be funny.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Cannot be arsed to say anything about this. Like anyone would give a shit anyway.

Planet Terror

Exploitation cinema as it is in my head.
Not as it actually was.
Awesome.

Star Trek

In retrospect this is a bit of a silly thing to say, but I think you need to like Star Trek to like this movie.
I don't like Star Trek.

Coraline [3D]

Absolutely fantastic.
The kind of film that I used to wish they would make when I was a kid, and which succeeded in turning me back into that kid again for 90 mins.

Prom Night

Shit.