Reduced Charlotte to catatonic simperings about how cute the dogs were, rendering her judgements untenable.
I felt as though fate were sending me a message, loud and clear, that there are worse films out there than Loaded.
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If I could just watch the movie of you and Charlotte watching this (split screen, facial close ups, with an inset to show the actual movie) I'd be happy.
ReplyDeleteJust look at that cover. Just look at it. Go on.
ReplyDeleteCummon, it's an Al Qaeda recruitment poster isn't it? It can't really be a film can it? Surely.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of fascinated by the cover. Are they basketball players? Is the puppy at the bottom supposed to be a pimp?
ReplyDeleteThere was a film out a couple of years ago called Hotel for Dogs. I used to stare at the poster in the cinemas, trying to imagine what was happening. They had a dog in a bellboy hat, suggesting the dogs worked there, but also a dog with cucumbers in her eyes, which must mean they were also the guests. Unfortunately there also seemed to be humans, but I didn't let it interfere with my daydreams (except when Emma Roberts needed a bath. She's legal, right?)
I hope they keep making films with real animals dressed as humans, but I imagine Zack Snyder's dewy eyed owls are an unpleasant taste of the future.
I am impressed that you can sit through stuff like this... Kudos, Sir. I see you going to these movies with your kid and I just don't think I could do it.
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to send your kid into a movie while you go into a different screen?