Boils Lovecraft down to the basics of a soggy atmosphere, a lot of screaming and a whole bunch of surprise tentacles. I enjoyed it, but I'm glad it wasn't longer.
Showing posts with label Lovecraft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lovecraft. Show all posts
Thursday, 15 February 2024
Saturday, 29 October 2022
Cast A Deadly Spell
A hard boiled detective tale draped in Lovecraft references and wobbly rubber monster FX that’s a bit too hardcore on occasion for kids and a bit too throwaway fluff for adults the rest of the time.
Monday, 18 October 2021
H.P. Lovecraft's The Unnamable
The opening scene is a vague attempt at adapting Lovecraft’s story I suppose. The rest not so much.
Saturday, 10 October 2020
H.P. Lovecraft’s The Deep Ones
Has the look and feel of a Channel 5 True Story movie but then characters would start quoting Lovecraft poetry, or a tentacle would squirm out of a vagina, or somebody would get raped by a sea monster and I couldn’t help but be entertained by such ludicrous juxtaposition.
Sunday, 8 March 2020
Color Out Of Space
It might be Lovecraft’s story, but it’s definitely Richard Stanley’s movie and it’s fantastic to see him delivering in spades on the promise made by his first two films over a quarter of a century ago. Here’s hoping we won’t have to wait so long for the next one.
Sunday, 3 August 2014
The Dream Quest Of Unknown Kadath
A film in the loosest sense, more a graphic novel crudely animated by cutting it up and sliding it about a bit under some fairly wooden voice acting for an hour and a half. A bit like watching storyboards for the most amazing animated movie you will never get to see.
Sunday, 31 March 2013
The Dunwich Horror [Witches: The Darkest Evil]
Dismal adaptation of Lovecraft that reduces a brilliant tale down to wooden actors trading stillborn dialogue as they rattle around rough approximations of the original plot points until they visibly give up in the face of special effects so shit my brain threw up inside my skull.
Saturday, 30 March 2013
The Beyond [...E tu vivrai nel terrore! L'aldilà/ Seven Doors Of Hell]
Lucio Fulci once again exhibits an astounding level of incompetence, this time adding a smattering of vague Lovecraft references in an attempt to spice up his usual mix of unnecessary gore, baffling incoherence and coma inducing boredom.
Bleeders [Hemoglobin/ The Descendant]
A whiny goth discovers he is related to a clan of subterranean dwellers who look like an unfortunate collision of plasticine and spunk so he eats a couple of children and fucks his hermaphrodite twin sister.
A strong parable about why you shouldn't be a whiny fucking goth.
Thursday, 14 March 2013
The Whisperer In Darkness
The H.P Lovecraft society, the last people you would expect to fuck about with Lovecraft, have lovingly crafted an authentic 1940s film adaptation that ineptly fucks about with Lovecraft.
Friday, 4 January 2013
Marebito [The Stranger From Afar]
A Japanese horror film with heavy Lovecraft overtones from the director of The Grudge and starring the director of Tetsuo. Win all round.
Monday, 14 May 2012
Cool Air
Good effort from this amateur short Lovecraft adaptation that primarily consists of an old man sitting in a chair telling a story whilst he slowly shifts in and out of focus.
Monday, 2 April 2012
H.P. Lovecraft's Bride Of Re-Animator [Re-Animator 2]

Since the events of the first movie Herbert West has perfected his glowing serum so it will now reanimate and fuse body parts. He convinces his roommate not to move out by promising to rebuild his dead girlfriend starting with her heart which is then combined with various other discarded body parts. Meanwhile the bad guy from the first film, who was reduced to just a disembodied head, forces a surgeon through hypnosis into grafting bat wings to his temples so he can fly around West's house laughing maniacally.
The kind of thing that would've made Lovecraft shoot himself in the face.
Sunday, 4 March 2012
H.P. Lovecraft's From Beyond
Thursday, 16 February 2012
Monday, 31 October 2011
Necronomicon
This Halloween I watched masses of tentacles explode from a lady's eye sockets, David Warner drag out his own melting by periodically tearing lumps off himself and a group of interdimensional beings sucking bone marrow from dismembered limbs whilst the previous owner looks on with shrieking insanity.
King.
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
Matango [Attack Of The Mushroom People]
Thursday, 25 August 2011
The Curse
Monday, 8 August 2011
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