Puppet Master: Axis Of Evil

Ninth lump of shit. Yes there is more.

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

(Frightfest Day 2)
Everybody involved appears to have had so much fun inventing crazed, hideous mutilations to be carried out at the hands of Puppets that they’ve forgotten that human bodies just don’t do that, particularly when at the hands of puppets.

Puppet Master: The Legacy

Selected edited "highlights" from the last seven movies carefully woven in to a new story about a woman searching for selected edited "highlights" from the last seven movies. Reminded me that 3 was definitely the best and made me a little bit sad every time one of the other six appeared.

Retro Puppet Master

Slivers of what could have been a good story exploring the origin of the titular Puppet Master and a whole new band of prototype puppets, ruined by cheap juddering puppet effects that still out act the human actors who appear to have all been told to destroy any accent of their choosing, some more than one and then preferably at the same time.

Curse Of The Puppet Master

Money had clearly run out by this point, a remarkably amateurish effort arranged around insert shots of the puppets stolen from all the other movies. The upside of this is the frequent belches of hilarity found when mid scene everything will cut to a puppet skulking about in 1940s nazi Germany, the downside is that it's fucking shit.

Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter

Filmed back to back with part 4 and quite clearly originally intended as one movie, so a twenty minute montage of shit from the previous movie followed by an additional hour of shit that continues directly on from it. And most disappointing of all, no new puppet.

Puppet Master 4

Comedically poor tat chronicling the upset of a grand demon, from whom puppet master Toulon orginally stole the secret of giving life to the inanimate, and a bunch of scientists who are trying to embed artificial intelligence in robots but instead make friends with the usual homicidal puppets plus one extra that so far had been kept boxed away.

Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge

A much better entry that takes the tale back to the puppeteers time in nazi Germany as he uses the puppets to extract revenge against nazis that murdered his wife. I am aware that this feels like a much, much better entry than it probably is because I watched it directly after part 2 and even the shit I took after part 2 was golden in comparison.

Puppet Master II

Full of acting so shit that every time a puppet killed somebody you'd cheer because the film just got easier to get through.

Puppetmaster

Four living psychics and a dead one argue over who gets to know a long dead puppeteer's secret to giving inanimate objects life, something he already did to a bunch puppets who kill everybody.