Limp euroromp bollocks with a plot constructed out of numerous failed attempts to hark back to a golden era of Hollywood.Jolie floats through the whole thing like a bored goddess, Depp constantly looks like a dog that's just been told off and the writers see fit to employ twists that undermine everything the film is trying so desperately hard to be.
Angelina Jolie is now so weirdly striking that she's completely unbelievable in any role other than "Angelina Jolie"
ReplyDeleteShe's looking better as she gets older, but she's also looking gradually less human.