Monday, 27 August 2018

Open 24 Hours


(Frightfest Day 5)
Presents itself as much more intelligent than this kind of thing usually is and for first two acts I was totally buying it until I realised that for every step toward smart, the movie was also taking two steps towards dumb.

Sunday, 26 August 2018

Tigers Are Not Afraid [Veulven]


(Frightfest Day 4)
Absolutely amazing dark fairytale about lost kids in the slums of drug-war torn Mexico. Think City Of God directed by Terry Gilliam and you're somewhere close. Yes, that good.

Terrified [Aterrados]


(Frightfest Day 4)
Designed with the specific intention of shitting you up terribly. Does a fucking good job of it too.

He's Out There


(Frightfest Day 4)
Questions left unanswered by the end of this movie;
‘Who is he?’, ‘Why is he doing this?’, ‘Where does he find the time/resources  to pull some of this shit off?’,  ‘Does he ever sleep?’, ‘No, seriously, why the fuck is he doing this?’
Questions answered by this movie;
‘Where is he?’

The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then Bigfoot


(Frightfest Day 4)
An intrusive score and a lot of heavy pausing from the actors combine to force poignancy in order to convince you, the viewer, that this is a ‘proper’ movie and therefore good. It is neither of these things.

Lifechanger


(Frightfest Day 4)
About a shapeshifter that doesn’t seem to be aware of the massive potential presented by such abilities and instead uses his powers to mope over some woman he met a couple of years back.

Fright Fest


(Frightfest Day 3)
Feels a bit all over the shop. Actually a lot all over the shop.

Upgrade


(Frightfest Day 3)
An excellent bit of grimy future, evocative of modern day Carpenter in its invention.

F.U.B.A.R.


(Frightfest Day 3)
A stag do gone wrong movie boosted by chirps of mirth, a couple of unexpected plot developments and an on form Mr. Lizard.

Saturday, 25 August 2018

Chuck Steel: Night Of The Trampires


(Frightfest Day 3)
Staggering stop motion, plenty of belly laughs and huge amounts of plasticine violence. An absolutely remarkable film.

Heretiks


(Frightfest Day 3)
Kept dozing off through this one and if hot nuns killing each other can’t keep my eyes open then somebody’s not doing their job right.

The Book Of Monsters


(Frightfest Day 3)
I really wanted to like this, some great monster design and a witty script lean in its favour, but shoddy effects and some awful stilted performances counted against it. So no.

Boar


(Frightfest Day 2)
Poar.

Incident In A Ghostland


(Frightfest Day 2)
Laugier's film making continues to astound with his displays of visceral ferocity and a strong control over perceptions. And Lovecraft was in it, so obviously ace.

Friday, 24 August 2018

One Cut Of The Dead [Kameru o tomeru na!]


(Frightfest Day 2)
Begins with a 37 minute shot, and then goes on to do something very clever with it for the rest of the movie. I really did not expect to be laughing as hard as I was. Superb.