Monday, 30 March 2015

Tokyo Tribe

 
Live-action manga hip-hop musical from a man who is snapping at Miike's heels for blistering levels of gleeful insanity.

Sunday, 29 March 2015

Uncle Tony, Three Fools And The Secret Service

 
Documentary focussing on the unfairness generated by being in the grip of a communist regime that takes great care to never be a political film regardless of the fact that this is where the more interesting story lies.
 

Sunday, 22 March 2015

The Spongebob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water [3D]

 
A seventy minute Spongebob episode followed by an extended version of the film's trailer.

The Pianist

 
A blunt, matter-of-fact portrayal of the mindless insanity exhibited by Nazi atrocity in occupied Warsaw.
 

Monday, 16 March 2015

Citadel

 
Plausibly suggests that supernatural terrors are a manifestation of very real fears, up until the point a priest farts out a clunky bit of exposition that plunges everything down into unfathomable levels of catatonic idiocy.
 

Sunday, 15 March 2015

ABCs Of Death 2

 
The films are less concerned with the act of death and more with the concept this time around. No real stinkers, a lot more stuck at 'quite interesting' and only a handful of real standouts - namely A, B, F, G, V and Z. Particularly Z.
 

Only Lovers Left Alive

 
A doomed heroin romance cloaked in vampirism that forced me into a hypnagogic state. Which is a nice way of saying I kept dozing off.

Monday, 9 March 2015

[REC] 4: Apocalypse [[REC] 4: Apocalipsis]

 
A tepid end to the franchise that abandons all the inventive flair built up by previous sequels opting instead for a below average zombie-infection-on-a-boat story with precisely none of the apocalypse promised by the title.

Sunday, 8 March 2015

Tusk


Smith continues to flourish in Horror with a wickedly funny piece of absurd nastiness. Probably could've done without Johnny Depp desperately mugging his way through the 'clown with facial tics' routine though, I think it may be time to put all that to rest now and try proper acting.

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

Misinformation

 
A series of half remembered public information films rendered alien and unsettling by an incessant soundtrack of heavy synth doom.
 

Saturday, 28 February 2015

It Follows

 
Subverts the genre then transcends it. A magnificent horror movie.
 

Friday, 27 February 2015

Groundhog Day

 
I think to properly enjoy this movie you have to like the happy, clappy idiot Bill Murray transforms into by the end, whereas for some unfathomable reason I far more identify with the grouchy cunt he is at the start.
Charlotte liked it but felt that ultimately Murray's transformation didn't really matter because an old man dies, whatever the outcome, and that was sad.
 

Friday, 20 February 2015

Riki-Oh: The Story Of Ricky [Lik Wong]

 
Hyper brutal, live-action anime about a man who is sent to prison in order to punch body parts of anybody who pisses him off. Which is most people.
 

The Interview


The Rogen/Franco partnership at its best as a mildy stressed man and an idiot who bumble about North Korea.

Thursday, 19 February 2015

The Eight Immortals Restaurant: The Untold Story [Bat sin fan dim: Yan yuk cha siu bau]

 
A nasty, sordid tale that holds no real surprises and tries to compensate by presenting everything as graphically as possible, which is no compensation at all.