Sunday, 25 March 2012
Modern film makers need to learn that announcing yourself as a shit cliche at every opportunity does not then give you licence to get away with it, rather it just draws the viewer's attention to the staggering amount of shit cliches you're casually spunking onto the screen.
Sunday, 18 March 2012
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
Sunday, 11 March 2012
Saturday, 10 March 2012
Sunday, 4 March 2012
The best Geordie, burlesque, twisted family/zombie, horror-comedy I've ever seen.
Sorry, that should read 'the only', not 'the best'.
I suppose this makes it the best on a technicality, but by the same technicality the shittest if anybody ever thinks it a good idea to make another one.
Saturday, 3 March 2012
Jolie actually manages to succeed in a decent portrayal of Croft. Unluckily for her though, she does it in one of the worst films ever made as evidenced by Charlotte stating it as 'OK', 'Not As Good As The First One' and 'Just A Load Of Shooting With No Puzzles'.