Wednesday 27 May 2009

Tormented


A group of characters are clearly dilineated as utter cunts and are then killed in ways that make you smile.
Great fun, all hail the cinema of laughing cunt death.

Sunday 24 May 2009

The Colour Of Magic


An adaptation of two books that rely on being funny and creating spectacle to succeed, made by a director who appears to have absolutely no sense of how to create spectacle or be funny.

Friday 22 May 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine


Cannot be arsed to say anything about this. Like anyone would give a shit anyway.

Saturday 16 May 2009

Planet Terror


Exploitation cinema as it is in my head.
Not as it actually was.
Awesome.

Monday 11 May 2009

Star Trek


In retrospect this is a bit of a silly thing to say, but I think you need to like Star Trek to like this movie.
I don't like Star Trek.

Coraline [3D]


Absolutely fantastic.
The kind of film that I used to wish they would make when I was a kid, and which succeeded in turning me back into that kid again for 90 mins.

Thursday 7 May 2009